Today

Molly and Emily have done this on their blogs, and I think it's cool. You describe your day using only nouns. Here goes:

Jack. Cry. 5:00. Jack. Sleep. Jodi. Morning. Insomnia. Textbook. Online class. Park. Run. Sunrise. Breeze. Peace. Tranquility. Breakfast. Zoo. Yogurt. Fruit. Kids. Leftover pizza. Jodi. Messes. Cleaning. Game. David. Winner. Preschool lesson. Jack. Markers. Face. Laugh. Mess. Bath time. David. Cry. Jack. Splash. Jack. Finish. Towel. David. Shampoo. Cry. Jack. Poop. Bathroom floor. Scoop. Potty. David. Towel. Jack. Shoe. Throw. Tub. Markers. Tub. Jack. Nap. David. Cartoons. Jodi. Textbook. Online quiz. Cleaning. Jodi. Tornado. Gym Bag. Diaper bag. Snacks. Race. Clock. Swim lesson. New Teacher. Satan. Dunk. David. David. Scream. Cry. Teacher. Fear. Hate. Loathing. Lesson. Disaster. David. Trauma. Jodi. Hug. David. Gym. Kid Center. Exercise. Relaxation. Home. Boys. Naps. Jodi. Phone call. Swim school. Discussion. Teacher. Satan. Dismissal. New lessons. Old Teacher. Resolution.

That's it so far. The day is half-over, but I think this will suffice. More on swim lessons later. It's quite a story. David's birthday was yesterday, so more on that later too.