May 24, 2009

Words from the Masked Man



In answer to his inquiry concerning the planet Earth, I informed him that all human beings live on this planet. He then asked me, "What planet does Grandpa live on?"

The other day, Rocky announced that he was going to make yogurt. I asked him how he would do that. He said, "Actually mom. You pour some milk in a big box. Then you put in some grease and stir.... and YOGURT!" (with arms up in exclamation)

Rocky confronted Rich and I one evening and said, "Guys. I want to go to a spaghetti & meatball restaurant. Do they have one of those on this planet?"

He likes to confuse the "teachers" at the kid's center at our gym. Every time I drop him off, he walks in boldly announcing to all what his name for the day is, and usually, what his mom should be called. He has been Batman, Superman, Ironman, Bolt, Shoeshine aka. Underdog, Spiderman, Bumblebee (transformer), Buzz Lightyear and today... Robot Boy. He usually calls me Optimus Prime, Woody, Robin, the "Black" Spiderman (I'm not sure what he is implying with that) or (my favorite) Supermom. Jack, for some reason, is always Scooby Doo.

One day, while I was making lunch, he said (out of the blue), "Mom. Superheroes come in all shapes and sizes." Then he left the kitchen.

He is convinced that his dad is a superhero. I don't disagree.

4 comments:

emily ballard said...

oh my goodness. that boy is too funny!

Melissa said...

You guys are such a fun family :) Now come be fun in San Diego!

Justin and Kenzee said...

Which Grandpa? Just kidding. ;-)

The Prigmore Family said...

So...what planet IS grandpa from?

Hilarious that he thinks you are the black spiderman. Choobie calls him "venomin" I think he's trying to say venom and vitamin at the same time. weird.